proud to be an American?

One of the beauties of dating a non-American is that you get to have your country poked fun at all the time! Andrew's aunt in particular likes to forward amusing emails about my countrymen, and you can bet that these find their way into my inbox as well. Perhaps I'll share a few of them with you! This is the most recent, and I have to say that my mouth and nose were turned up almost immediately and I think I felt sick by the time I got to the bottom. Some of the things we come up with - sick!!! ... Enjoy! ;)

American cuisine at its finest
Americans wonder why they're dying earlier .....

Corn Dog Pizza The Double Bacon Hamburger Fatty Melt Three bacon-stuffed grilled cheese sandwiches for buns, cheese, bacon and two four-ounce beefs patties. French Fry-Encased Hot Dog On A Stick Turbaconucken A chicken inside a duck inside a turkey, all wrapped in bacon The Hamdog A hot dog wrapped in a beef patty that’s deep fried, covered with chili, cheese, onions, served on a hoagie bun topped with two fistfuls of fries and a fried egg. Tombstone Deep Dish Pizza Vending Machine Bacon Shell Tacos The Meat Ship Made from bacon, sausages, pastry, franks and pork mince. Chicago Deep Dish Pizza Gregory’s 120 Ounce Steak In-N-Out 100x100 Burger Bacon Donut Tongue And Pastrami Sandwich Waffle Couch Waffle fries with gravy and mozzarella The Bacon Explosion Two pounds of bacon woven through and around two pounds of sausage and slathered in barbecue sauce. Bob Evens Sausage Gravy Machine Baconnaise