
...when you walk through your city's center and suddenly your eyes are stinging and you are having mild choking sensations from residual tear gas.
...when you step outside and the stale hot "breeze" that hits you smells like days-old body odor.
...when you know you're in your own neighborhood because you can hear the strange little old man who wanders the streets shouting barely intelligible obscenities in Greek.
...when the vegetable man parks his truck right outside your window with his loudspeaker announcing his daily selection.
...when people's ideas of "personal space" do not conform to your own...must take care in walking as sudden stops could result in being plowed over by the person who is walking 2 inches behind you.
...when you pass 8 couples making out in the street and on benches in the three minute walk between your metro stop and your house.
...that it's perfectly acceptable to make comments about one's weight and ask how much they pay for their apartment or how much they get paid.
...when cigarette smoke doesn't even faze you anymore because you're so used to
everyone smoking in cafes, restaurants, taxis, etc.
...that you have to plan ahead when you are going to shower, because the water heater must be turned on 20-30 minutes in advance.
But also......I can hop a ferry and be on a beautiful Greek island in an hour or two.
...I walk past the Acropolis every day.
...I live in a neighborhood with innumerable cafes and coffee shops and local artists who set up stands and sell their homemade stuff (awesome jewelry, anyone?) along the wide pedestrian street that overlooks aforementioned Acropolis.
...I can buy fresh, delicious fruits and vegetables from my local laiki (street market) every week.
...My adopted country is known for CHEESE...and what is better than cheese?! (Besides chocolate, but I also live in Europe and can find excellent samples of this as well!)
...It's never too late for a coffee or a drink in the city that doesn't sleep until 2 or 3 am (and that's just on weeknights).
...The beach. The ocean. Floating along under the hot sun. Maaaarvelous.
...My darling apartment manager doesn't speak a lick of English but loves me to death, chatting at me happily, saying I'm cute, making sure I'm ok, as I smile and nod (
"I have no idea what you're saying...")
...I can run!
...New friends.
It all evens out.